Friday, June 19, 2009

The Day Mamaks Say The Darnest Things

Dear Diary,

As usual, I look forward to my weekly futsal training
for the one-hour post-futsal drinking session with my Srikandi girlfriends,
wayyyy more than the one-hour of running around and checking out cute boys next court
(that's why I hardly bring Supertall along, woottt!).

The mamaks at this particular Medan Selera Jalan 223 never fail to make us laugh
every Thursday, every time we order something, anything!




















And so I've shared with you this a couple of months ago and last night, I clearly ordered,
"Nasi Goreng Kampung satu! TAPI tak mau ayam, tak mau daging, tak mau telur, tak mau seafood please!
Bagi extra pedas OK?"

Abadeeeeen, this is what he shouted to his cook,
"WOOOKEH! Neh, naaasi goreng kampung satu, SAYUR tak mau!"

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?




And that is of course, among other (wrong orders that night).

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Next time, just say " nasi goreng kampung vegetarian satu". Saves a lot of confusion!

Anonymous said...

Haha. Lawak! Here I always tell the waiter/waitress "I don't eat meat" before ordering. :)

AyinEmran said...

owh, i miss those days. post-futsal char kuey tiow. jeles la dgn korang!

Anonymous said...

aku rase aku nmpk najmah (apot) & yg kt blkg tu hailwa ekk? derang STF ke?
kata pd mereka, a-not-so-significant VIKING kem slm. tq nini mmmuahhh!!

Anonymous said...

i thought muslims cant drink alcohol?

Feather's Mother said...

Which part of the Iced Milo we've been 'drinking' in this picture transpire alcohol?