The Day I'm Going To My First Bachelorette Party

Posture For The Day: The Crane

(had to recycle old picture as the person
who borrowed my digicam "Just for an hour"
still hasn't return it. And it's been 38 hours and counting.)

It's not a real party, really.

No female bonding, no male strippers or anything close. It's just going to be more of like a wine & dine dinner party at some fancy restaurant somewhere in Bangsar followed by a karaoke session that I'm soooo looking forward to. Might crash clubs in town afterwards if one of us can still drive.

You see, My Inspiring Mentor is having her grand wedding reception this Sunday hence this is the last Friday we get to get together before her big day.

Our lives as yoga teachers can sound so much fun on most good days but also can be real pain in the 'flower' (Yoga jargon for our-you-know-what) when comes to things like, our own wedding.

Her wedding's on THIS VERY Sunday and we still have to teach class on THIS VERY Friday night. The class will only finish at around 9 pm leaving us like, 15 minutes to change and put things on our face before Maid-Of-Honour No. 1 comes in her shiny black Harrier to pick us up to places we are going to, ok-lah.. bukan partayyy, tapi berjumpa, untuk suka-suka.

On MIM's Maids-Of-Honour, this is going to be interesting;

She has five of them.

M-O-H No. 1: Owns a renowned salon. Previously married to a Tan Sri (although I think she is still married but one doesn't get to be a bridesmaid unless you aren't married, you see), used to drive a Z3, currently sticks and be thankful with her flashy-enough Harrier, used to date MIM's husband's uncle who was previously married to
M_ _ _ _ F_ _ _ _ _, the actress. Oh, and ***Hazimi's boss-who-he-later-married-to in Simbiosis is M-O-H No. 1's sister. Very pretty, very hot gucci mama, both of them.

M-O-H No. 2: A TV director. Previously married to a Dutch guy, whom we used to play Scrabble with every Sunday night, she was partnered with her Ex (they were recently married back then), MIM was partnered with her husband (they were still dating back then) and I was partnered with TMOMD (we were so much in love back then). The couple with least points has to prepare next week's dinner and BBFE (Bring Bottle For Everyone). Oh, we had so much fun. Back then.

(On the opposite tone, M-O-H No. 2's mother passed away last night. Al-Fatihah.)

M-O-H No. 3: A stylish hairstylist. Previously dated an Australian guy who is recently dating TMOMD's housemate's Ex (bak nyanyian Modar sekejap tadi, "It's a small world afterall!"). First cousin with MIM's husband and Cik Tuan Puteri Gunung Ledang kita. British accent pekat tak ingat!

M-O-H No. 4: A professional golfer. Status unknown. We used to run (half-) marathons together. One of the prettiest Chinese lady I've ever met.

M-O-H No. 5: This, would be me. A nobody. No further description. May be the youngest amongst (by at least 10 years, no joke!) and probably the only virgin of / in them all (no joke too, but do laugh if you find it funny).


As for MIM's husband's bestmen, he's going to have like 10 of them.
And one of them is TMOMD.
I don't know how do I resist when I know,
he's gonna look so good in his tux / suit,
we gonna be partnered together to walk the aisle,
we gonna be seated next to each other during dinner,
we gonna be imagining what it'd be like on, OURS..

"Nobody said it was easy,
It's such a shame for us to part.
Nobody said it was easy,
No one ever said it would be this hard,
Oh, .............................................."

~ COLDPLAY's The Scientist