The Day I Eat Chili's Grilled Monterey Chicken For The Third Time In Four Days (I sooo need to pile up to fit in my maid-of-honor *dress).

Posture For The Day: The Warrior III

(Warning: Don't try to do this or expect to be able to do it as high
if you are not properly warmed-up or mentally prepared.
P.S. This babe was not warned, you see. Ouch!)

The only Malay telemovie that managed to make me say "NO" to any invitation for late coffee outings every Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday night was Sephia, sometime ago. (Previously-known-as) TMOMD & I even gathered at one of my VPL (refer previous entry)'s apartment, with boxes of tissue, cups of coffee and endless supply of cigarettes to catch its finale, the very same way I paid my tribute to the very last showing of Sex And The City not so long ago.

That was that. Until tonight,

.. when TV3 aired the very last episode of Simbiosis.

I admit that I tried watching few episodes of the mentioned above (for the sake of; the very same VPL No. 1 played a small role as Hans Isaac's secretary and gets her name credited at every end of the show) but I couldn't. .

Couldn't stand another minute of watching Hans Isaac on my TV, another showing of _ _ _ _'s **2^nd Wife's Hair (and Attitude, forgetting the part of my life where _ _ _ _ and I used to be very close, well.. eons ago) and another playing of Elergi Sepi throughout the telemovie.

Where was I? Oh, yes. Until tonight,

.. when Mom went out for late coffee outing with her girlfriends and asked me to watch the ending for her. I was like, "You gotta be kidding me?"

I called-in for pizza, made some organic tea and began flipping channels back to back from 3, 18 and 50. As soon as I saw _ _ _ _ sat crying at the graveyard, I sms-ed Mom prompting, "Hazimi meninggal."

I thought my task was accomplished and therefore I can go back to watching DH-wives (even I have seen that very episode right when I bought the boxset). But in less than a minute, I got Mom's reply:

Mom: You can't be serious. Why?
Me: AIDS, most probably.
Mom: Mana tau?
Me: Orang baru tengok TV ni.
Mom: Patutlah, I've heard around that he's gay.
Me (dalam hati): Ok, what-everrrr and what-the-F..

Tak habis lagi tu.

As soon as she reached home, she insisted to have control over the remote control. Read again: to have control over the remote control.

"I need to catch midnight news. I'm sure they are going to show the repeat about Hazimi again," rushed Mom.

And I was like, "Why? Siapa ***Hazimi?"

"Yang nyanyi lagu Winter Sonata melayu tu kan? Kesian, muda-muda lagi dah sampai ajal. Lifestyle you all sekarang ni, Subhanallah. Simpang malaikat."

It took me a minute to register the connection before I laughed so hard that I woke my new, stupid and smelly maid up and puked my half-ly digested pizza out, I swear.


Poor Hazami.
God bless and semoga panjang umur.


* = A sexy stunning, lilac/pink silk Maxazaria dress in size 4, when I'm a zero.
** = Long, golden blonde & big curled hair (come to think of it, all my 3 VPLs have 2WH; No. 1, No. 2 (no pic in keeps) & No. 3. Must I start growing my hair long and turn to blonde to fit in?)
*** = Played by Fahrin Ahmad in Simbiosis.