Friday, August 24, 2007

The Day I Blame It All On The Phone

Dear Diary,












Just when I thought I'm over and done with the Grey syndrome (I hear someone's on it now!), I think I'm jinxed with Triple T9 (Tersilap-Taip-T9) disorder pulak.

Had an SMS accident this morning,
when a girlfriend was on her way to come over.
I had to get showered so I typed,
"Gate and door unlocked."

Or so I thought lah kan.

I actually sent "Date and door unlocked."

My poor friend must be thinking,

who in the world pulak I picked and 'locked' up last night since I attended RAOUL Fall/Winter 2007 party at Mandarin Oriental yesterday, wearing a 'naked dress' (Carrie's DKNY dress from SATC Season 1 episode 'Secret Sex', hello?).

















But it couldn't beat what happened on Tuesday though.

I met a new friend at Midvalley Megamall yet promised my mom to have lunch at home (keep up, I stay on my own now).

I thought
I typed "I'm with a friend . I'll be home in an hour, he hee.."

Mom called immediately after, "Who are you with?"

"I'm with a new friend."

"Who's your new friend?"

"Errr, D."

"What are you guys doing?"

"It's really none of your business, Ma."
No, I didn't exactly have the heart to say that lah kan
so I said, "He's watching me buy and try on shoes."

"Exactly where are you?"

"Told you I'm in Midvalley!"

"WHERE?"

"Guess."

"APA GUESS, GUESS?"

"No, I mean Guess. The kedai LAH!"

"Are you still coming home for lunch?"

"Yes, told you. In an hour!"

"Is your new friend coming along?"

"NO!"


She hung up.

I went like,
what is wrong with her?
Freaking out like a mom that!

I checked my Sent messages and laughed my spine off when I realized that I actually sent,

"I'm with a friend. I'll be good in an hour, he hee."

(Especially to my mom)
Try typing 'home' on T9 from your Nokia and see what / which word gets predicted first.

4 comments:

Ms Nellie said...

Babe, you are seriously still in the Grey syndrome. We attended RAOUL's FALL/WINTER 2007 Party! hahha..and please do justice to OUR picture.heheh..I sent it to your email.;p
Ok, mmg funny.

anis daud said...

anda ini kadangnya sememangnya farny lah!

WNRD said...

darn, i'm supposed to go the raoul party! but had to cancel it at last minute due to workloads. kalau i pegi mesti i dah take pictures with you and post 'em BIG in my blog. but then again kakak, if i stand beside you, it'd be like beauty and the geek.

no, no, I'M the geek.

Anonymous said...

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SEXYYYYYYYYYYYYY BACK!

I cant take it,
too much girl!
Too sexyyyyyyyyyy a back!!!!!