The Friday 13th

The Star
(Also known as 'The Cobbler' from some books and teachers.
Very powerful to give instant relieve for period cramps, to balance bodily hormones
and as a counterstretch for inner things from side and centre splits.)

All 24 contestants of 8tv's new Project Superstar (you can say it's the Chinese version of Akademi Fantasia if you can think of Malaysia's Most Beautiful as America's Next Top Model) are to undergo a couple of yoga sessions under M, another instructor from Yoga House and I later in the noon. We are supposed to give them tranformation from a couple dozen of Honkies to hunkies and konon-konon, Hollywood bodies lah. Aku jadik ala-ala Linda Jasmine lah gitu..

I heard the winner stands a chance for a singing / acting / dancing career breakout in Taiwan and HK, so now before they get richer and more famous than Mawi, I should start collecting their before- photos and autographs. I shall donate the money I get from selling those to MAKNA since their promised RM1.01b has vanished into thin air.

Now, if Zhang Zi Yi can pass playing an English speaking Japanese, it wouldn't be that weird of me a Malay instructor to teach Sanskrit-based yoga in my choice of preferred language to a couple dozen of future Canto-singing bunch, no?