Thursday, April 09, 2009

The Day A Yoga Instructor Can Make A Simple Supper Super Complicated

Dear Diary,










"I'm a vegetarian not because I love animals,
it is because I hate plants!"
~E. Whitney Brown




Post-futsal yesterday (after 6-months!), my Srikandi 95-99 team
headed to our usual hang-out place across the street at Jalan 223
when I was caught ordering,

TYI: Mamak, char kuey teow satu!
Mamak: Ok.

TYI: Sekejap, tak mau telur tau!
Mamak: Ok.

TYI: Tak mau ayam, tak mau daging jugak.

Mamak
: Ok. Kerang mau?
TYI: Kerang pun tak mau.

Mamak: Habis sayur saja?
TYI: Ye, sayur saja.

Mamak: OK!
TYI: Eh, tapi taugeh pun tak mau!

Mamak: *WTF face*


As my girls expected and bet their asses off, my supper arrived
- TAK SEDAP
- dan ada taugeh.

17 comments:

dJ phuturecybersonique said...

just wanted to put it down on record that i have no beef with vegetarians! :)

.:rainbeau:. said...

spttnye makan roti prata je kak ninie...hahaha
comel takut taugeh!

Anonymous said...

pelik betul la. camne boleh tak sedap? Just put the normal seasoning, and take out the daging2, takkan tu pun susah sgt..! Aisehh...

Anonymous said...

try la buat goreng pape tak tumiskan daging/kerang/ayam/telur sekali.

confirm tak sedap.

tengok mat salleh masak pape pun mesti nak letak babi (dalam apa jua bentuk).

hehe ninie, kesimpulan dari cerita adalah once dah jadi vege, eating style pun kena tukar.

Y- A-T-T said...

Anon, imagine char kuey teow without telur and kerang?? tak sedapp....

hehehe, nin, .... paling tak tahan bila mamak tu tgk ko mkn x habis, dia nak tapaukan utk kau bwk balik.... haha.... dan motif kau beria2 tak bagi dia tapau??? ;D

next week same time same place!

muahs!

Anonymous said...

but.. what is 'char kuey teow' without egg, kerang & taugeh??? Maybe u should ask for kuey teow goreng kicap, hehh?

Afzan said...

Taugeh adelah makanan yang sangat baik untuk kesihatan. Lagi bagus dari sayur2 lain sbb die berasal dari keluarga kekacang.

neyn said...

i hope someone took a photo of WTF mamak face.

meismistake said...

hahaha!!i know this one!!!
ninie..ko lupe nk mention psl
"I NAK BALANCE JE TAU!!!XMAU BUNGKUS!!!!"
haha..
take care babe

ladyhermanas said...

mcm makan mee dgn kicap je ye?hehehe

Unknown said...

hahahaha funny hell im a vegan by the way ! and proud of it! go veggie!^_^

SJ said...

kueh teow kerang tak nak kerang satu!
milo ais tak nak milo satu!

hehehe.. i love giving headaches to the mamaks as well.

the principal said...

I berhenti terus eating taugeh sejak masuk STF coz geli tengok ekor taugeh yg tak pernah dibuang. From that day onwards, kalau order mee mesti sth like this, "mee.....taknak taugeh". Ada 1 kedai tomyam I frequent, pelayan dia akan tulis MG (mee goreng) & selalu nampak dia scribbled sth after MG. When asked, she told me itu tulisan siam for taknak taugeh...

Anonymous said...

your first mistake was asking char kuey tiow from a mamak.. ha ha

Renee said...

I have no idea what you said, but that dish looks delicious and I'm starving!

Anonymous said...

I pun tak suka taugehhhh! Tapi kan, ramai budak STF tak suka taugeh... mungkin trauma taugeh STF besar-besar dan panjang-panjang... eiiii!

Zara in Germany said...

ekor cocak ke ekor taugeh wei...klu dlm kawah tu...huhuhuhu