The Day You Would Not Want Me

Dear Guys,

Tagged by my amazingly talented little sister, here are
7 Reasons of Why You Would NOT Want Me To Be Your Girlfriend.

My calves shot by Joe Potatoe

1. I (might) have bigger calves if not biceps muscle than you do. I can kick you in the balls and punch you in the face HARD, if I want to. And if I found the reason to why I should.

2. I might not be a better driver, I might not even know how to change my oil and my torn tyre but who cares for I drive a car bigger if not faster.

If you are already feeling less of a man,
stop reading NOW.

Bowling For Columbine Healthyspine

3. I (might) play more sports and workout more than you ever (will) do. I do yoga everyday, I lift weights every alternate day, I (have planned to) jog three times a week, I play futsal every week and I rockclimb, bowl, whack balls at driving range & play badminton occasionally. Not to mention, I love wrestling most nights :P

4. You cannot and DO NOT wear The-Brand-I-Don't-Speak-Of when you are out with me or when entering my house. My house is one holy (and wholly) house of adidas.













My lovely Asma, Nellie and Julie in my lovely kitchen

5. I love to David Cook cook but I don't eat chicken and meat. So I don't and I won't cook chicken and meat for you.

6. I don't want to be with a guy who does not hold my hands in public and refuses to let go of their 'Single' status on Friendster or Facebook and still damn happily layan girls who can't spell or write posts in alternate capital and small letter when posting anything for you. Like I sooo want to be 'In A Relationship' with you too, bleurghh..

7. I cannot tolerate guys who cannot handle my success, my fame (someone's a covergirl for a June mag that's already on newsstand now, wooot!) and my cupsize paycheck. I am not asking for you to be as flexible but if you can't beat me, the least you can do is be happy for me.


Did I mention that I receive a marriage proposal over an e-mail yesterday?











To Whom It May Concern,
as tempting as it may sound
(saper tak nak happy, kan?),

I already have a very kind and sexy man who always makes me feel very sexy, very happy and who still loves me despite the 7 stated and hundred more unstated reasons.