I was called for a shampoo ad casting (you'd be asking 'Why Ninie', right? I asked that too!) on Wednesday evening and the waiting time for my hair to be done was forever.
To kill time, I read many past issue magazines and I came across an issue of FHM's last page jokes about a football fan's wishes to a genie. He was a Manchester United fan but because this is my blog and because Chelsea has been winning, I'm changing it to the latter.
Football crazy
And so this Chelsea fan found an antique-looking lamp and started rubbing it. Not much to his his surprise, Genie came out and granted him three wishes but for every wish that he'd wish, any Liverpool fan would get it DOUBLE.
"Ahhhh, that's OK," the Chelsea fan said.
Genie asked him, "So what is your first wish?"
"I want a Ferrari." Poof, a Ferrari was in front of him before his eyes and all the Liverpool fans in the world had two Ferraris in their porch.
"Cool! Next, I want a million Ringgit in my bank account," was his second wish.
Genie did warn, "Are you aware that all Liverpool fans will be two million Ringgit richer with your wish?"
Ahhh, at least I'll still have my million, he thought to himself. And so his second wish was fulfilled.
"And what is your third and final wish, young man?" asked the Genie.
"You know, I've always wanted to donate a kidney.."
5 comments:
I've read this joke before, with a slight alteration. funny one, kan? hehe. kenapa jokes dalam FHM selalu kelakar eh?
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Kan? They need to be kelakar and witty with slight naughtiness for the male market. Reader's Digest punya pun!
Hehe, what selective spoonersim you have, Ms. Yoga Instructor... I'm not a football fan myself, so I guess I'd laugh at the expense of any club... :P
In addition to kidneys, I believe some other body parts also come in pairs.
Get well soon. I was talking about stones with Redz the other day.
Take care.
I take it you are one of those girls who support a football club based on who the man of the moment is?
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