The Day I Met The Yoga Instructor From Hell

Dear Diary,

Last Saturday night, I attended my lovely ex-housemate's going-away party. She's been staying at the house I'm currently renting for a good three years but she's migrating to Singapore next week. I'm going to miss her dearly.

At the party though,
I got the shocker of my life.

Terlupa pulak,
bulan puasa dah habis,
hantu semua dah terlepas dari kandang.
I think half of the hantu & setan in town, were there at the party.

Be scared, be very scared.

Ada Hantu Zaman Batu











Pontianak Harum











Dato' Hamdan Sap



Hantu Pandai Menari




Paling terkejut sekali,

there was this oneeeeee girl looking almost like me,
but with super fiery bright red lipstick,
longer-than-life lashes,
bigger-than-the-world tits,
complete with horns and fork,

claiming she's The Yoga Instructor From Hell!

She was constantly seen canoodling with Ben 'I've Been Bad' Ibrahim

after she got tired of mengampu and 'playing Dik' with Dato' Hamdan Sap

She perasan she's Choy Wan's other twin sister

and she didn't mind getting her boob slashed by Miss Edward Scissorshand!


Gila apa perempuan ni?

Towards the end, I even caught her














mingling with both of my super hot ex-housemates!
(yes, we used to stay together in this international house of slaves. Karen works as a French Maid and Alena is your Kinky Nurse)

AND I knew she crossed the line when I saw her playing SuperPoke (Facebook ^TM) with my new and current housemate,












Pakcik Tom aka Hantu Tapau ;)

Who the h*ll is that Yoga Instructor From Hell?
Kindly return my bustier and
stop making people queue to go to hell
on my account already!