The Day Lame Didn't End There

Dear Diary,

I just need to share these useless discoveries:

DISCOVERY #1:
I figured that I got confused over 'tea' and 'tree' because of my craze and obsession over Body Shop's Tea Tree products. I have and consume the whole complete range. Should have gotten green, not grey effect.


DISCOVERY #2:
I drew conclusion that my grey effect was mostly because EVERYBODY around me just got married. Attended 3 close girlfriends' weddings in the past 3 consecutive weekends.













































































For my soulmate's wedding last Saturday, the jurunikah that performed the nikah that morning, was the very same one that nikah-kan Pak Lah.























See?
Even Pak Lah got married!
How more everybody can that be?


DISCOVERY #3:
I also discovered that lame and lyings ('lyings' IS a word, at least my Scrabble dictionary says so) didn't end there.

from Vxxxxx Sxxxx | vxxxxxsxxxx@gmail.com
to Ninie Ahmad | editor@hatiyoga.com
date June 8, 2007 4:21 PM
subject hi...

hi,

I received this mail sometime ago from xxxxxxxxxxx@yahoo.co.uk and it was forwarded to me with your email id with it... please bare in mind that there is not only one Vxxxxx Sxxxx in this world, and maybe that's the reason the other party emailed you...

think about it and don't jump to conclusions before giving someone a chance

Just to get things clear with you i am part of yogaxxxx and have nothing to do with the mentioned email id above...

So please get your facts right before making assumptions of us (YogaXXXX) wanting to get a little inside of you'll.. because honestly i don't really have the time, and hands the very late reply..

Anyway, like you said in your mail to xxxxxxxxxxx@yahoo.co.uk we shall not pass around spite and hate, i will only encourage you to do what you are doing..

hope one day we get to meet, as we are not here to over rule one another we are here together to make our society a better place to be...

thanks a lot...

Vxxxxx

________________________________________________________


Hi,

this maybe for you...

i just tried all the vxxxxsxxx mails and if its not yours pls just delete it..

thanks

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If you can't even spell 'bear' and 'hence' right,
what makes you think you can spell your lies
without making yourself look even more stupid?
And FYI, TYI doesn't often use the word stupid.

From the style of writing, the 'hi,' greeting to the constantly used '....' to end his lies lines, tell me if this wasn't written from the same person.

This is wayyyyy lame.
Kesian doh.