Tempat: LDP tembus ke Federal Highway
Situasi: Terperangkap dalam kesesakan lebuhraya menuju ke konsert Pussycat Dolls sambil perut bernyanyi lagu lapar yang pilu lagi mengilukan
Samarinda:
Kami Benci Nicole PCD
Penglipur lara:
A: Baru potong rambut macam Nicole Richie
B: Perasan badan macam Madonna
C: Peminat setia Kylie
D: Impersonator Tara Reid
Kami Benci Nicole PCD
Penglipur lara:A: Baru potong rambut macam Nicole Richie
B: Perasan badan macam Madonna
C: Peminat setia Kylie
D: Impersonator Tara Reid
A: Eh babes, how can there exist girls like Nicole ah? Husband I kalau tengok video clip Doncha, everytime Nicole tanya 'Doncha wish you girlfriend was raw like me?', dia angguk-angguk. Nyampah ok?
B: Ida Nerina kat kelas I pagi tadi pun cakap (Ida, sorry eh? I lap you! He hee..), her husband's fantasy is to see Nicole on iGallop.
Giggle.
A: Tak aci kan? Dahlah cantik giler, sexy nak mati, muka Bollywood campur Hispanic, pandai nyanyi, pandai menari, pandai baling-baling kerusi..
B: Badan bukan setakat sexy je, supertoned tak hengattt punya! Perut washboard tau, jangan main!
C: Alahhh, mesti ada kurang punya tu, Tuhan tu kan adil.
D: Ok, apa yang dia takde? Obviously (takde) taste lah kan, tapi duit dia banyak. She is paid to look good, apa..
B: Manalah tau dia busuk ke?
Giggle giggle.
A: Alaaa, mesti dia boleh buat operation cuci buah pinggang punya!
C: But she can't possibly have everything! Kot-kot dia bad in bed ke?
GIGGLE.
Kereta bergoncang.
B: Come on! If she can move like THAT, she can't possibly be bad in bed lah, hello?
D: Habis tu?
B: Mungkin IQ dia 30 ke?
A, B, C, D: A'ah, pasti! Pasti!
Siapa lagi nak join kami sain petition
'Kami Benci Nicole PCD',
sila angkat tangan
dan tinggalkan komen benci ye?
dan tinggalkan komen benci ye?
14 comments:
Can it just be ..
"Kami benci PCD!!" Period.
This is just the kind of stuff that gave KRU fellas hope to still exist in the music scene.. I'm sure in 2 months time, there'll be a girl group attempt of 6 gediks of which only 1 can sing (if not NONE..)
Tak benci...fan pun tak..tapi kalau ada vid diorg kat MTV ke Channel V ke (lebih2 lg Buttons tu..help..can't switch channels)..tgk jugak..ahahaha
^_^
nice car!! Which one is this?
Is that your car???
cool..best sungguh..
funny lah u allz
ohs.. lupa..
kami benci nicole pcd!
signed
-nina-
Hey, Cool Car!! May I know what car is that?
Btw, I soo love Nicole n her washboard tummy. She's so damn toned.
It's a One Mini (it even rhymes with my name, kan? Harus beli ni..) and I got to drive it for an evening :).
Makanya, wajib mula kompol duit, start charging RM1000 PER CLASS to my yoga students *evil evil*, jadi personal yoga instructor to Pussycat Dolls and Siti Nurhaliza, setahun dua lagi boleh lah kot. Kot-kot ada orang nak bagi birthday present, lagi sebulan dua dapatlah kot ;D
But at least I can now say, I have drove my dream car. Jadik lahhh..
sangat comel ok!?
cool.
:)
fuiyoo...Mini saper tuh???
confirm! IQ dia rendah. confirm la. sbb ex i pun suka dia giler babas ok. mcm everytime tgk je, smpi benda tepi2 ni diabaikan. i know la i ni ex kan. tp tlg lah. fokus! fokus pada i pttnya!
pls sign the petition on my behalf.
but.. er.. i can still dance to their songs kan? buttons bes ok? i boleh baling kosi jugak apa.
am I the only straight male who does not like PCDs or find them sexy at all??
saye pon benci PCD..especially NICOLE..(tapi sebenayer saye jeles ngn die, perfect body and face? tak yah ckp la..biler die dah stat dancing? lagi la tak yah ckp! need i say more?tak perlu la..)
saye (jeles) BENCI pcd
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