Not exactly 50,000 yet but the F with it lah.I bet in 5 minutes it will be, :P.
Penat ok nak tunggu, dah pukul 2.37 am ni.
(Refreshing your own page doesn't increase the counter 411.
Yes, I did try.)
Penat ok nak tunggu, dah pukul 2.37 am ni.
(Refreshing your own page doesn't increase the counter 411.
Yes, I did try.)
I know striking 50,000 means nothing to Sultan Muzaffar, Dona Adura and Afdlin Shauki as they get 50,000 visitors A DAY but it matters the world to me. Although you might come here for the same reason I keep visiting blogs-that-suck-big-time everyday, knowing you care enough for me to spend two minutes of your nine hours in the office checking on me, is heartwarming.
Knowing that someone from the other end of the world labels this blog as Best Blog In The World (obviously he doesn't read many blogs) and another turns to me hoping for my energy to affect her (girl, you WOULDN'T want my energy believe me) is touching. Reading a friend and a respected gym-goer paraphrasing my quotes is priceless. Being casually visited by local celebrities and occasionally dubbed uber hot doesn't hurt either.
Not to mention I've made some cool friends and obedient students (Azwa and Mazuen, why never leave comment one? I won't ask you to do extra planks in class one!) from this blog!
And in fete and wingding of celebrating my big 50 (I remembered partying all night when my previous blog reached 10,000 within almost the same if not longer period of time), I'm letting myself loose and post up something silly today (not that I ever write anything cerebral anyway).
I know it is pretty outdated, everyone has been putting it up in their blog and I've promised to
For The Yoga Instructor,
Ten Top Trivia Tips about The Yoga Instructor!
1. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with The Yoga Instructor in your mouth.
2. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like The Yoga Instructor.
3. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by The Yoga Instructor!
4. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's The Yoga Instructor supply!
5. Tradition allows men to propose to The Yoga Instructor only during leap years!
6. In 1982 Time Magazine named The Yoga Instructor its 'Woman of the Year'!
7. Every day in the UK, four people die putting The Yoga Instructor on!
8. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain The Yoga Instructor.
9. By tradition, a boy standing under The Yoga Instructor cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
10. If you drop The Yoga Instructor from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ninie!
1. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Ninie in a day.
2. In Japan, Ninie can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
3. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Ninie, though it may feel uncomfortable!
4. Ninie is the largest of Saturn's moons.
5. The international dialling code for Ninie is 672.
6. Ninie can not regurgitate.
7. Ninie can sleep for three and a half years.
8. About 100 people choke to death on Ninie each year.
9. Ninie once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
10. It's bad luck to put Ninie on a bed.
How in the world / can
- In Japan it is considered rude to talk with The Yoga Instructor in your mouth?
- Tradition allows men to propose to The Yoga Instructor only during leap years?
- In 1982 Time Magazine named The Yoga Instructor its 'Woman of the Year'?
- Every day in the UK, four people die putting The Yoga Instructor on?
- There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Ninie, though it may feel uncomfortable?
- Ninie once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest?
- It's bad luck to put Ninie on a bed?
When truth be told,
- you better be talking when I'd be in your mouth :P
- I'd only get proposed in 2008 if not 2012?
- (this is freaky) I was born in exactly 1982! Takde kena taruk birth year kan kat situ?
- it doesn't take rocket science to
- it is not possible that I'd lose in a Dolly Parton lookalike contest. Dolly Parton pun kalah dengan aku LOL, excuse me! Traveling Thru' tak traveling thru'..
- and what bad luck? Should consider yourself one reallllllllyyyy lucky bastard if you could actually put me on your bed.
P.S. I did type for Ten Top Trivia Tips about Rashid Salleh and his no. 10 is poisonously dangerous!
And to all of you that have contributed to my big 50,
e-mail me (requests made via comment box will not be entertained)
your name and contact number a.s.a.p and
I belanja you ols Final Destination 3 this weekend.
Seriously!
Offer opens for first
22 comments:
me! blanja me watch FD3!! :D
FD3???
Jangan..lame sgt2...formula yg sama je direpeat2. Better watch something else sbb FD3 ni..u'll get a BEEN THERE DONE THAT feeling with a really2 2nd hand idea/plot.
Dayah...
Time Traveller's Wife dah ada lom?
e'eleh...5 tickets je?
whatlah you.
potong stim orang je.
: P
anonymous: Dah kata, requests made via comment box will not be entertained. Kalau ada berani, e-mail.
eyesofnabil: Takpe, I'm in need of a good scream. Ada je kat rumah, I thought you were gonna come when your mom was at my house. Nak bagi pinjam seminggu je tau!
superdzu: You'd be surprised how many people have emailed me so far. Tapi semuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa tak tinggal phone number. Tawaran masih dibuka (untuk you belanja lagi 45 orang to make it 50). LOL.
Overnight you've passed the 50K mark! Imagine if you got a dollar for every person who swings by this blog. Ka-ching! $$$ ;p
hehe. are u really gonna watch FD3 or sleep thru it? babe. congrats on making ur mark. btw, i guess u lost the dolly parton lookalike cos u don't sport the big hairdo.. we all know u already have the other BIG thing. hehe. kisskiss! btw, i wonder how cerebral would sound if this was an audio blog :P
hay u.been quite an avid reader for ur blog..wayy amusing, funny, n whats wit thos ludicrious anecdotes??i lurrvee it :).ok now that i puji u melambung, do i get the free ticket???
uh oh...a big no no for a request made thru a comment box??bummerrrr..ehhehe
mine long way to go..higest hit was 134 a day...average is wha? 20 times???
:P
that is the difference between a celebrity blogger and a wannabe!
congrats on 50K hit!!..proud to be part of it ;-)
eh..I'm one of the top 5 yg reply...belanja aa tgk wayang ^_^ (FD3 pun FD3 la :D )
My mom dtg masa hari bekerja..camne nak dtg sane ~_~
Seminggu je pinjam?
Wehheyyyy.. sejak bila my blog ada 50,000 visitors a day? that would be shit scary man! how much can one stalk one's life in silence. hehe I do... to some blogs (including yours sebenarnya tapi malu nak cakap)
its not suprising that I dont think I'll be able to fall in one of the 5s you'd take for the movie. (sure tak sempat nye! sebab baca ni petang.. nyuk nyuk)
Happy celebrating 50K visitors!! I never thought of an idea to celebrate mine sebab counter tu entah betul entah tidak in my blog tu (talking bt keyakinan diri yang paling rendah dan keji sekali. Love ya and Cheerio!
i wish i can convert that 50,000 hits to 50,000 cash. (dreaming now...)
dona adura wut??!!!...pheww...what a name lah..kekeke
* owh.. did i just start stalk someone life in silence..eewww...
tak sempat la ni.. lambat bukak blog. damns.
huh? convert to duit? I wish too man.
at the moment my duit counter can beli:
1) A double story in Damansara Perdana
2) A 3 bedroom condo there as well
3) Take whole family and friends and throw a big bash on a cruise ship with white dress code (mcm dalam video R Kelly)
and shit lots more!
*entah apa2 entah berangan sorang2 depan PC at 10.56pm. Must be the wasabi in the sushi just now gettin to me.
u have talent...and time, why not try it...!!
* dem rumet!!...u stalkin' on me plak!!keke
hi you..
congratulations on the milestone. so, apakah lagi celabration-celabration in the making?
if i managed to assemble a team for that SBP futsal, I guess I'll be seeing you there lah. hehehe..
have a good weekend ms yoga instructor.
i saw my own blog view touch 8888. and then i saw 9999. if i saw 11111 then I would have bought some lottery tickets, but i missed it by a few points.
bathing in attention is a glorious indulgence. enjoy :)
yay.... Today i'm no 51 000... this is pun kira another milestone what???? hehehehe....
Overall site is very informative.
Keep the Yoga site Ms Yoga instructor!
ps: it tickles me though to see one of the posts sent on how hypocrite a person can be on 'stalking sin silence' when that is in fact her life dictionary. Good thing the individual above joins yoga. She certainly needs 'spiritual cleaning' !
opps..i meant 'stalking in silence'..heh heh..
and yes, Dona Adura is a nice name...it rhymes with the 1st para above.
Keep up the good work on your Yoga blogspot. Very educational and informative! kudos! ;)
Three things that Yoga supposedly does:
Feel healthier, Look better and Live longer( a longer life expectancy).
Does Yoga really deliver that or is it just relative? subjective?
There are some who may beg to differ as not all yoga enthusiasts achieved those three or even a fraction of it.
There are avid yoga people who are still twisted in character, so how do we explain that?
Healthier is all about lifestyle, look better comes from the inside- as long as you are twsited inside, no point talking about the outside, and lastly, Live Longer is really up to HIM, doncha all think?
LilMissDopey
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