The Day I Lost My Phone Again (macam pernah kutaip tajuk sebijik gini..)

On differences and tips of doing
L-R: The Crow, The Tripod, The Crane
especially for Asmadi and Jaja.

The Crow: Knees tucked close to the armpit,
using shoulders as legdes so the knees don't slide (LOD:Moderate)
The Tripod: Kness rested on the elbows,
may opt to rest head on floor for better balancing (LOD:Easy)
The Crane: Knees are touching one another and not at all resting on arms.
Keep arms as straight as possible. (LOD:Very difficult.
I've never seen any female demonstrating The Crane so far)
*****
1) LOD:Level of Difficulty, macam main bowling pulak kan?
2) Important tips: Upper body strength comes secondary in achieving all three poses,
you have to learn how to balance so the buttocks can take the weight off your palms and wrists.

Ye, hilang lagi! Siapa nak carik untuk belanja minum kopi atau tubuhkan team futsal untuk Srikandi 50 Tahun, sila e-mel dengan meninggalkan nombor telefon anda atau telefon rumah (I don't have a life and I don't enjoy going out) dari pukul 12 tengah hari hingga 6 petang. Kalau bibik aku yang angkat, jangan layan dia borak, please!

Tanpa malu, I forced a red.blooded.woman to tag me for
50 Things You Don't Know About Me
(Since I don't have a phone to answer, call and SMS,
I categorize this meme to kill my time)

Things You Don't Know About My Size
1- I am really really really really short
2- I never weigh more than 42kg in my life (I was 16 when I did). Currently and been weighing 39kg for the past year
3- I wear an XXS, am smaller than even a size 0 (US) / 6 (UK) and 24 sized pants
4- Despite my tiny mini puny size, I own a pair of _ cup :)

Things You Don't Know About My (Weird) Body Parts
5- My right wrist makes a clicking sound EVERYTIME I circle them
6- My left eye is much smaller than the other
7- My teeth are extra white that I've never seen anyone in the same photograph with me, with whiter set of pearls. Not even when I was pictured with Siti Nurhaliza (gambar dengan Siti tu tak pakai digital camera maka tidaklah boleh diupload). Mak aku kata masa kecik banyak tertelan ubat gigi berflorida.









8- The second line on my palm is v.v.v.v bent. Through reading and various palm readers I went to (Madam Zorra was one of them), this means that I am very good and talented with anything to do with creativity involving writing and drawing. I know I didn't apply for Architecture and wasn't chosen for Youthquake's writing workshop for nothing.
9- I can wake up to an exact time, to the very minute that I want
10- I have real big ugly scar on my right shoulder / delt from falling down as I went downhill in my inline skates back in 2003.
11- I got my first period when I was only 10 years old, four days before my 'khatam Quran' ceremony where I was supposed to wear my mom's baju nikah for the celebration and parade satu kampung.
12- My period cycle is 16-17 days and I am perfectly normal, and fertile too
13- I wasn't born flexible. It took me eight months of a few hours of yoga a day some 6 years ago for me to be able to do what you see me do today.

Things You Don't Know About My Special (if not spastic) Ability
14- I started reading newspaper when I was only 3 years old. Pernah ada newspaper clipping about me on my 5th birthday about konon-konon prodigy child
15- I can sing to every KRU song pre- The Way We Jam album.
16- Despite my short (looking) legs, I won gold medals for 100m and 110 m hurdles when I was in Form 5 and uni.
17- I could go down really low when limbo rocking. The last time I tried using TGV's line / queue separator (and got people witnessed, ok?), the bar / rope was down to my knee level

Things You Don't Know About My Kepelikan
18- I am so sick a perfectionist to the extend that
a) I used to write back my two pages long essay during m SPM trial just because I thought my handwriting did not end alike as it started. And my penmanship (although tidak sekemas, seperfect 10 tulisan Am dan Sareque) is very nice, fyi.
b) I always get disturbed when seeing my students' yoga mat not aligned to the grid on the marble floor and often ask them to step off it for a while just so I could make them parallel and accurately degreed. Sounds like a psycho, I know.
19- All of my timepieces, be them on my wrist, on my dashboard, on the handphone (ye, sekarang takde handphone, tau!), on my wall; are set half an hour faster, konon-konon so I'll never be late :D
20- I stalk someone's ex-girlfriend :P

Things You Don't Know About The Things I Can't Do
21- I can't write (blog/stories/poems), paint, cook (since obviously I put weird ingredients yang entah betul entah tidak in my cooking), put my make-up when another soul's looking. I just can't!
22- I can't wear checked / striped / floral / brand printed (screaming 'MNG barcelona' ke, 'Roxy babe' ke, 'I love D&G' ke; tapi kalau slogan print takpe..) top. Tak geti!
23- (Speaking of) I don't know how to wear black pants except for my yoga pants. Tak geti, sungguh!
24- I still can't figure how to put 'Favorite' on my Astro remote control
25- I can never change my printer's ink
26- I don't have a signature perfume, habis beli yang mana sedap di mata, harum di jiwa
27- And I don't have sentimental values over my (any of) old belongings

Things You Don't Know About The Things I Eat & Don't
28- I don't drink iced / cold drinks
29- I don't eat strawberry flavoured anything
30- I don't eat vegetables and most food starting from letter T dalam Bahasa Melayu; timun, terung, tomato, tiram, taugeh, tempe, tempoyak, tauhu, tofu, tau foo far
31- I love seafood but I get hives when I attempt eating them
32- My skin develops unitchy red patches if (people, IF) I consume alcohol
33- I only eat thighs / drumsticks when it comes to chicken

Things You Don't Know About My Favorites & Disdains
34- I don't have a favorite color
35- My favorite band and album of all time is Radiohead, no amount of Maroon 5 or Peterpan can come close to be on the same par with them
36- My favorite Astro channel is Hallmark
37- My favorite Sex And The City character is Miranda
38- I hate R&B, hip-hop, music dan video clip Beyonce, Usher, Mariah Carey dan yang sewaktu dengannya. Terlalu seksual dan tak masuk akal. Semua orang adalah terlampau kaya, semua perempuan adalah berbusung besar dan pandai menari separa bogel, I so don't belong in that kind of life
39- I can't bring myself to reading chic-lits in fluorescent covers (yeah, yang ni I know you know)
40- I hate watching action comedy movies especially those with Jackie Chan, Steve Martin, Chris Rock, and people who force me to watch them. I don't find them funny, meluat adalah!
41- I never find Angelina Jolie pretty dari dulu lagi. Setakat pouty lips yang overrated dan kau punya 34C tu tak heran laa.. Lagi nampak dia semakin dan semakin buruk serta bodoh selepas dia dengan Brad Pitt. Bukannya hensem sangat pun.. Both are just brainless Hollywood sluts that do better in snatching people's husband and leaving their wives than their movies.
42- If a song, movie, book or fashion style; tops all charts, reaches box-office, bought and read by everyone and is worn by everybody; no matter how good, how original, how kick-ass they are, I would instantly find them boring. Mainstream semua boleh masuk longkang.

Uncategorized Things That You Don't Know About Me
43- I don't four.three anymore
44- I am an Arsenal fan
45- I might not look it yes, but I spent 5 years of my teenagehood in a boarding school that turns 50 this year.

46 to 50- help me if you know interesting if not weird things about me that you think I don't know (kindly note that I have power over moderating your comments, thank you). Haa, hebat tak menterbalikkan meme?

Meanwhile, keep refreshing your browser for 4 Things Meme pulak.
Selagi aku tak beli phone baru, akan kulayan semua tag-tag ini.