Saturday, January 21, 2006

The Day I Screamed So LOUDDDDD In The Cinema (yeah, "Macam tak kenal Ninie tu.." you'd say)

Extended Side Angle [Variation]
(Keep your front thigh bent at 90o angle levelling both arms beside ears.
Make sure chest is turned all the way. Imagine your arms, side and back leg forming
a straight line from side view. Stay for about 8 long and controlled breaths.)


I had the best of times with this equally hot babe on Friday, hopping from one production house all the way in Shah Alam to another at Mont Kiara, having her listened to me singing along Aishah's Best Of.. in the car, filling our small but spacey stomachs with Coca's huge Thai steamboat lunch buffet, finding that our horoscopes from The Star that day kena sebijik-sebijik to us, buying more and more pearls, eating more and more (as she puts it) i-scream and,

.. when we were about to finish our (as she puts it too!) girly-gedik girls day out watching Long Khong that we queued for hot dogs, mashed potato and soft drinks, something like this happened to me.

I swear to God it was unintentionally. I (tak caya tanya my yoga students) tend to stutter when I'm days away from getting my period. Nasib baik minah cashier tu macam tak paham English.

By the way, forget Pontianak, forget Texas Chainsaw Massacre; go watch Long Khong and you'll understand why is it so evil, cursed and sinful to turn to bomoh-s to get something you want / to hurt someone you hate.

I see dead people so I rather be dead.
Oei, berdosa besar tau bomohkan orang!
Nanti mati tanah tak terima, roh tak damai..
Jadi Cik Han, baru tau!

14 comments:

Ash said...

boleh tak aku ni nak tanya - kenapa ngan cik han?

Anonymous said...

no wonder there's a surge of hits coming from your site. So what did you say to girl at the counter? a pop corn too ? hehehehe

p/s thanks for linking anyway. cheers!

anis daud said...

citer nih citer bahasa ape? cd tak kuar agi ke?

[V]landa said...

hmmmmm, nice buns ninie!

Maine said...

Hip hype chic like u dengar lagu Aishah? Proud of yewh :)

Anonymous said...

I almost watched Long Khong yesterday but then since pengaruh Memoirs of the Geisha lagi kuat... tertengok that movie. Maybe next week or maybe I shall wait for CR DVD. Hehehe...;)

redbloodedwoman said...

waa.. long khong is so the talk of the town now huh? most of the ppl i know dah tgk and sume mempunyai satu reaksi yg sama bila ditanya how was the movie.. iaitu.. eeee... (smbil menggeletik2kan bdn dan menggeleng2 kepala) ada srg siap describe ko nak tgk org mkn kucing tak? tgk la cite tu. and he was holding my cat plak masa tu.. (smbil muka mcm selera je).. siot tul.

Anonymous said...

yes mini! i loved hearing those live screams from movie-goers all around me (yours, especially!) hehe.

ps: love that pic! (as always!)

Anonymous said...

mini scream soo loud?..dahbiasa dah..hehehe

blom die tanye >."eh apa jadi?"

btw,l43!

Feather's Mother said...

sareque: I still can't bring myself to spell let alone say the word 'h a n _ _' in my room out loud. Especially past midnight. You know me and my room and ...

mr hobo: Except that it happened when I asked my friend, "Don't you want a large Coke?" upon ordering and I choked when I said 'Coke'.

anisism: Bahasa tomyam. He he.. Confirm adalah vcd / dvcd!

ylanda: Thanks! Hard-earned tuh!

maine: Me, hip hype chic? Wahhh, that's one of the nicest things I've heard for my new year after ylanda's above. Aishah and few more local female singbirds are one of my skeletone in my closet (/car?). Aishah came out with this 28 gretaest hits in a compilation and I remembered singing those when I was barely 10 years old (almost 15 years ago) and surprised that I could still sing to every line of them.

stellar: I've watched both. Memoirs of A Geisha tertidur masa mula-mula tapi ketakutan Long Khong buat I tidur jugak masa tengok tapi just so I won't have to watch the pembunuhan / penderaan tahap dewa.

red.blooded.woman: I tengok pun sebab tertengok it's Making Of.. last week sebelum Melodi and lagi dahsyat laa the real thing. Red blooded woman like you should go watch! He hee, lazat lazat kucing goreng..

the girl who had fun listening to my screams: How come you didn't scream a sound and didn't blink an eye? Anyway kan babe, I tengok2 rupa2nya I've had a nice warm sweater kat seat belakang my car all along. Only after I sent you, baru perasan. Buat penat je, gigil2 and cover kaki pakai t-shirt kecik.

yerq: That, I did ask Asma. He hee.. Biasalah kan, ye lah.. Yerq dah sombong tak nak tengok wayang dengan aku lagi..

Anonymous said...

mana ada sombong mini..

meh aa dtg tmn tun..

Anna-Rina said...

Eeee....I read your post osso I scared oledi wo. Nice aa post scary/yucky picture?!?! Don't wanna watch la. Give me 'Ice Age 2' anytime over this scary sh!t ;p

anis daud said...

hah, apalagaaa...nganto ler vcd nyer. i tanak yang ori. i penyokong setia cetak rompak.

memang nak kena tembak nih cakap cenggini.

TriStupe said...

nie yang susah nak ajak wifey gie tgk cerita seram...she might cover her eyes half the show...and i'll end up explaining on the way back what happened!