The Weekend I Spent With The Friends That Will Love Me No Matter What

I have Eight Friends That (I know) *Will Love Me No Matter What but I don't get to see and spend my time with them often since one of them is studying in Germany (we get free accomodation for our WC2006 tour for sure), one is in Dublin, one's been MIA for the past 5 years, two of them currently do not have handphones in their possession, one is busy with her Masters degree (when the rest of us struggle to even graduate in our B.Sc), one is crazy in love with a certain local Mat Salleh celup actor (TGIF, wtf) and another has just found herself a guy that she'd marry.

So when we half of us did meet yesterday; we ate, we watched a movie (The Constant Gardener that we queued half an hour for its ticket for the love of Ralph Fiennes turned out to be one movie that made us feel thankful and contented for what we have here, our beloved Malaysia) and DH-wives Season 2 ep. 6 - 9 ;), we ate, we stayed up late, we painted the town red, we ate, THEY made a big mess out of in my room, we ate and for the highlight of our gathering; we played bowling two days in a row.

Now let us guide you to the list of things
you are NOT to do when you bowl;

1) Thou shall not play and amuse yourself with them heavy 9lb balls as if you are representing the country for rhythmic gymnastic. Sea Games is over for God's sake and you are too old, short, ugly and busty to become a national gymnast.










2) Thou shall not scare nor intimidate other patrons / bowlers by showing off attempting out of the world yoga stances.











3) If you have very, very, very, very, very sweaty palms, kindly only use one ball and to spare others the slipperiness / slimyoilymiry of the balls you've touched / to prevent others from regularly stealing balls from neighbourly alley.













4) If you live and bowl by the principle of "Bukannya senang, daripada 10 pin nak jatuhkan SATU JE tau!", kindly do not edit your opponent's name (to any recent HBO movie that aspired you / the name of your now-defunct two piece band) everytime they scored strike / spare.










5) Thou shall never bully let alone use the body of your opponent (I thought you guys would love me no matter what!) to strike your pins no matter how good of a player they became and how many more times you ball masuk longkang.

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* We promise to always be there for each other, to always love one another;
no matter how much we hate one's guts / one's incompetency to stay up late /
one's incapability to keep her mouth shut for what's next on
DH-wives, Medical Investigation, House, etc /
one's choice of untasteful favourite boyband actor /
lipstick colour / blog , et cetera et cetera.

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