The Day My 'Lovely' Idol Appeared on Oprah Prime Time

It's only been the first day that my 3-paged-demo in THE magazine out in newstands and I've been getting psycho calls from desperate Malay man (since it's a Malay publication and they sounded like typical jantan Melayu yang tak tahu malu) asking if they could berkenalan and if I'm looking for my jodoh. Bodoh sial (excuse my language, serius geram nih)!

THE magazine offered to put my contact number beside my name so those who are fascinated (by yoga, hello?) can directly contact me if they are keen and interested in taking up yoga seriously. It didn't occur to me that time that ada pulak monyet-monyet bangang yang ingat diorang boleh senang-senang hati harass model-s. Eh eh chewah!! Satu lagi mata untuk kepoyo-an tahap super model dewa. Ok, tiga mata dah.

Unless you know what magazine it is, or unless you've guessed it right ('cos I don't even tell my close friends what magazine it was for, berjam jugaklah diorang teka), kindly STOP ASKING ME "Ninie, ni magazine apa? Cakaplah.. Please, alaaa bolehlah! Berlagak sial..", I am supposed to be anonymous what..

But if you do come across the magazine, read my banner;
I only teach women.
That should save everyone's time.

Notwithstanding and anyhow..

Ruangan bertajuk Cabaran Langsing tu tak tahan..
Nasib baik sempat control perut baikkkk punya!

To tell you the truth, even they credited Adidas for the outfit (Stella McCartney nyahhh, jangan marrrahh..), I actually wore my own Nike pants for the shoot. Sorry for the 'misfit' (literally), Anna!

Nasib baik they didn't translate the poses' name into BM. I had Aksi Pokok, Perahu, Percubaan memusing Tulang Belakang and my favourite, Posisi Anjing Terbongkang in mind. Tu dulu masa ada rip-off show calledYoga @Astro Ria because it was firstly offered to J and me, aku selalu dok bantai gelak tengok dengar si yogi dari She's Fit tu "Puan-puan, siiiila tarikkan nafas, hembuskannnn perlahan-lahan, dan jangan lupa untuk bertenang."

Yes the instructions came from me but I left it to the hands and pens of the writer to translate what she thinks I meant. Hambik 'ko, 'pemanasan', 'pendinginan', ni lagi best; 'ikat tangan keluar lutut yang dibengkokkan sambil menggenggam jari sebelah lagi'. Mesti sakit perut gelak kalau ajar yoga cakap Melayu kat kelas.

Apa lagi, dump your Cleos now and come, FOLLOW ME.. 'everything is all right. I'll be the one to tuck (and crack) you(r bones) in at night, and if you want to leave, I can guarantee you won't find nobody else like me.' Ha ha hahaaaaa haa, aku yang copy lyric ni pun gelak guling-guling. Masuk pulak makna dia tu sampai hujung.

Till my next appearance in another Malay-and-very-the-Mak-Datin magazine be out next month, I'm sparing you with previews of pakai-camera-sendiri-punya pictures from the shoot I did last Thursday. Tapi ni for English publication aaa, tahun depan gua akan keluar enam mulan bertulut tulut woo.. Lagi aa, dapat pakai itu Sterra MekKatni for next season yang kedai pon tatak jual lagi maa..

Banyaknya kena pixelate.. :P

It only took them 7 hours to complete shooting for 6 issues
when the publication above used half a day to finish one (issue).

If Stella McCartney designed Madonna's wedding gown,
(apa lah Guy Ritchie, aku pun tau!)
I was her body double for Hung Up, echehh..

Laters!