
My 9 year old confession-of-a-teenage-drama-queen sister, Iqin bought this Gol & Gincu VCD from a pasar malam last weekend (regardless the fact that I did bring her to the cinema to watch the movie sometime ago. I'm an adorable, lovely and cool big sister.. I know).
It wasn't until last few days when
It's not bloody Fazura (what does Fazura even look like, you might ask) on the cover of the VCD! How could have I missed this? You don't even have to look closely to compare;

Left: The pasar malam version, with a Sharifah Sofea (who the F, you might ask) lookalike doing a Fazura's pose-like, nonetheless the red panty showing and untoned bums baring (yes, you may click on the picture for larger and clearer view).Right: Original poster.
I mean, who the F has all the time in the world to make a mock out of this? The felon can take all the trouble of copy pasting exact pictures of Ashraf Sinclair (Sareque, go scream!), Sazzy and all but not the lead heroine?
Not only that, the naughty (if not plain stupid) devil also named Nur Fazura, Zahim Albakri and Bernice Chauly as the three main casts, when the two latter played like, two small tiny weeny roles as Sharifah Amani's (who the F, you might ask) incestous father and Fazura's (how does she look like again, you might ask) Datin mother. Not to mention the additional KLCC background in the pirated version which is not even in the original poster.
Wait, who is Bernice Chauly, you ask? (I'd answer,
Whatever. And whoever ridiculed this (if done intentionally), really has a good, dark, black sense of humor.
Like, really!
Latest news: Iqin has memorized all the lines from this cool local-flick too.
13 comments:
is tat sharifah sofea from spanar jaya? tat girl looks like intan sumthing2 yg berlakon Dalam Hati Ada Cinta.
yaa, im a drama melayu freak. but having hard time remembering all the names...
-shane-
lawak siot. gol & gincu di'porn'kan. my guess, whoever did the cover, loathe fazura and the others yg namanya tidak disiarkan disitu.
hmm.. i'm thinking the lady yg 'makan' kasut fazura kat kelab tu kot? hehehe..
btw, i know all the names that u mentioned.. just FYI ;p
hahaha!!! mini, love ur investigation! do more! the pirated one does look kinda porn-ish...geez, kesian fazura tu. but i really love that dude's dark humor. hehe.
ish. mencinyer salah type tu. :D
i havent seen it yet
but all i know is that ashraf sinclair is wayy hottie!
had goosebumps when i bumped into him at sg wang a few months back with his hot gf
grrr
last time i saw ashraff sinclair at the first malaysian idol tryout - his pal was sitting right next to me so they chat. tapilah kan, much too fair for my taste, hehehe.
oh other thing - support original stuff (if they deserve it lah), ngeh ngeh ngeh
shane: i think she's none of the above lah. just a kawaii girl from japanese teenpop (if not soft porn) site yang diekspoiltasi wajah dan bottomnya. the 'something' is Intan Azura, ha haa.. i'm soooooo a Samarinda watcher..
redbloodedwoman: boleh jadik jugak! but if i were her, i'd strip Fazura all the way!
the girl who goes to actors studio and is familiar with those names mentioned (and like me) hates typos and wrong grammar: i have to ask iqin to buy more lah. nonetheless, VCD melayu lain as it is, memang dah lawak and sangat bangang covernya.
mysara: hottie, maybe (too kurus for my liking but nama dia se'delicious' empunya, imagine; Ashraf Eclaire, whoaa..) but berlakon macam (sorry) kayu laa.. even with help of such brilliant director like Bernard.
diah: i thought we (you and me) only eat white meat :D.
fyi, i do support original ok! i went to the cinema to watch it WITH my adik no. 3, 4 dan 5. nasib baik semua dapat children price (even the 15 and 14 years old) and my student card is still valid!
i notice gak masa jalan2 kat uptown. i siap angkat vcd tu and tengok closely. kalau macam ni poster kat cinema .. tak mungkin lepas kot .. then .. i thought ... oh mungkin pelakon pembantu dak .. but bila i dah tengok movie tu .. 'model' tu tak ada langsung berlakon ... memang giler seh ... macam macam hal!
Yoga Instructor,
Ha ha, malam ni bley le carik kat Uptown.
I have been following up ur posts since jaman Mininie (sp?, erk sorry). I have one silly stupid technical question.
How do you do the strikethru on your alphabets? Tolong...
i prefer my 'white meat' a little bit tan which means the 'meat' works under the sun, not white-white if u get wht i mean ;) ngeh ngeh ngeh
jokontan:How do you do the strikethru on your alphabets? Tolong...
i oso wanna know how u do dat..(shame on me cuz xtau..tp xmo jadik bodoh sombong,so nak tanye gak)=)
can tell here ah?
saye bdk baru belaja..boleh amek galah tlg tunjukkan?
jokontan and anonymous: aiyaa, sorry.. i just the your requests. senang je, type (buang semua space dalam < > bracket ni) < s t r i k e >tulis apa you all nak strike< / s t r i k e>. jgn lupa buang all the spaces. happy striking!
pasar malam vcd really got some serious issue.
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