Somewhere last week, I found this strange blog-like entry that I didn't write, saved in My Documents.
"Ya tuhan mengapakah ini yang harus aku terima.Inikah namanya kemerdekaan aku dimarah oleh ibu.Aku mahu pergi ke KLCC kerana aku ingin mengibarkan Jalur Gemilang di puncak tertinggi di dunia.Bapa telah cakap kepadaku begini "kalau cabutkan uban abah malam ni abah hantar pergi KLCC". Tapi mengapa dia tak buat apa yang dicakap.
Sampai hati abah buat iqin macam ni abah biar iqin merajuk sorang-sorang dalam bilik lepas tu bukan nak pujuk anak. Abah cakap tarikh lahir iqin sama dengan
Sekian wassalam."
(Note: Published in exact words and order.)
Soon after I discovered this, I printed out a copy and gave it to my dad forcing him to hold a brief family meeting. I read the 'luahan hati' out loud with the most emotional intonation possible and all of us broke into continous half an hour of laughter.
FYI, the writer is my 9-year-old sister, who irons her hair straight every morning using my hair straightening iron before going to school, does crimping and nail colouring on weekends, remembers lines from all Lindsay Lohan movies by heart and dresses like Hilary Duff (don't you think she has a secret blog too?).
They came to a conclusion that, it runs in the family.
I said, "Eh, where gotttttt? I WASN'T like that!"
My mom quickly reminded me how I used to nag my mom to change my hair everytime Feminin changed their hairstlye of a letter I wrote to my dad when I was 11, demanded him to increase my daily allowance from RM1.50 to RM2 if he truly did love me and if I wasn't an adopted daughter.
Analyzing what Iqin writes and watching how she turns out,
I know I wasn't adopted after all.
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20 comments:
hehe. funny to read it again! :P btw, seems like i'm having trouble uploading the pix la dear! but will inform u once it's up n running ;) xoxo
hahahahaha .... hahahahahaha ... hahahahahaaaaaaa ..... gila lawak.
I thought I was bad ... ada lagi yang lagi dramatic .. hehehe
oh gosh... i'm laffing like crazy...tak baik kan... but can't help it, sbb dramatic sungguh luahan itu! i think the drama somehow comes out in all of us when we're frustrated with the world! *LOL*
i used to touch my dad everytime die ade wudhuk just to make sure that i wasn't adopted too.
i guess, it's only normal for the youngest to behave like we do. huargh.
thanks for the laugh on this bleak monday dear. the "letter" is priceless, hahahaha
Inikah namanya kemerdekaan aku dimarah oleh ibu
siap merdeka terlibat sekali tu. hahahahaha!!!
god, i can't stop laughing.
p/s that variation of wheel reminds me of nike women logo.
sorry iqin.. but but but... BUAHAHHAAH!!
Lol. That's funny. I never thought I was adopted but I did once or twice thought if i was switched at birth. But people keep saying, "eh, you and your kakak looks the same" ran the doubts outta my mind. Which is strange because she looks half japanese and I just look..malayu.
"Tolonglah aku bagaimana aku nak hilangkan luka di hatiku ini.."
Bab yang tu yang mahal tuh... hehehehehe.
your sister definitely won this round hahahhaa.
Kelakar abis laa ur sister.
ha..ha.. good one... remembered the time my mom found my so-called diary.. ayat lebih kurang cam iqinla.. he..he.. she kept on teasing me about it.. i totally forgot about my so-called diary .. actually the diary was my dad's.. he had quite a few, so he gave that one to me.. and that day, when she cleaned the book shelf, she found that diary and wanted to make it her note book for kuliah agama... but she found what i wrote instead.. he..he..
hehe, cute la adik u... sincere abis
/darling8tabby
tepengaruh ngan lindsay lohan apa adik ko ninie? hehee.. still, cute though. dan kenapa kita semua masa kecik ada perasaan spt kita ni anak angkat? series. seme kawan2 aku pun canie gak. hahaa..
goodness goodness.
this was the exact situation i faced some time ago. only my sister wrote "umi selalu lebihkan wani... dahlah die lagi kecik, lagi cantik. senang dapat boyfriend.. tak macam aku ni.."
haha! that was cruel!
eh, feminin best lah. tak pnah miss satu album pon tau. at that time feminin and kru were gile hot stuff!
i used to call myself 'adopted' too. sampai tokmak cakap "ko jangan cakap ko anak angkat lagi! tau tak susahnya umi besakan ko ni??"
ngeehee.
That 'luahan hati' was so adorable.
And I think that your sister keeps a secret blog, really. Just in case, I'll let you know if I happen to stumble into her.
hahaha.. welcome to the drama queen club
i used to cry to my dad get want i want.. and dem it worked really good..
hehe
haha..mini n iqin both drama queen! yeay!..
rahsia jejaka pujaan iqin masih berada dtanganku...hhehe
ko dah habis nonton the sisiterhood of the travelling pants blom?(yeah..d one dat u watched for the first 15 minutes tuh..)..nak pinjam bley?
hahahaha. think i used to do that too la... only in english la, takde la bunyi cerekarama sangat kan? haha nasib baik my parents never found my diaries.... isk isk...
Hahaha!! SO dramatic:) Cutelah your sis.
I hope your sister was laughing along with the rest of the family...
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